30 October 2013

fishy facts


this is our fish, lil' wayne. sometimes i think that he is really lil' kim and is having fish babies, but then i have to remind myself that there's no possible way for her/him to have fish babies if they are the only fish in the bowl. 

some fun facts:

>>>sometimes lil' wayne and i like to make fishy faces at each other
>>>he's a reeeeeally good listener
>>>he LOVES candles. if you light a couple candles and put them around him, he will swim back and forth, just staring at them
>>>he loves pooping, and more than he loves pooping, he loves swimming in his poop. yep, definitely a boy.
>>>lil' wayne used to be constipated and sad,  so we starved (lindsay said he was fasting) him for a couple of days (well, lindsay starved him, i would sneak him a food or two because i felt bad), i am happy to say that lil' wayne can poop again and is as happy as a beta fish could be!

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